Hey. I'm amazed you've stopped to take a peak! I'm sorry to say that my blog is full of negative, atrociously positive, philosophical, or otherwise stupid posts concerning my thoughts, feelings, and every day life. But what the hell! If you think it's great, then I think you're great. Got it?

Feb 9, 2011

Life's Recipe

Life's Recipe

2 cups Self-Image
2 cups Attitude
1 cup Individuality
2 tsp. Spirituality
4 Emotions
2 tsp. Experience
2 tsp. Self-Esteem
5 cups Wisdom

Add ins: 2 cups Memories and Thoughts

Cream together Self-Image, Attitudes, Individualities, and Spirituality for a long time. Give yourself a few years at the start, and you'll become perfect and creamy on the inside. It's a little like creating your personality. Add Emotions to make you a little more human and in tune to the world you belong in. Blend your personalities and emotions well. Mix in Experience and Self-Esteem. Gradually add Wisdom as it blends. As the years keep spinning, your being begins to be added to. Add a little Memories and Thoughts with a wooden spoon to spice up yourself and make the journey a bit more yummier and hard working. To become rich and full with new taste and preparation for the adulthood ahead of you. You preheat your future path ahead of you, but for the next 10-12 years, let life bake you to the test, so see if what you're made of is strong enough to handle the pressure and battles. When it's over, pull yourself away from the high life and settle down in the country to cool off and live the rest of your life before death. You're still steamy and warm though, and that's what other people want in order to embrace you for the sweet treat you are.

Yields: 100 lives

Time to compare this recipe with my Grandma's basic Chocolate Chip Cookie Recipe.

Chocolate Chip Cookies

2 cups Shortening
2 cups Brown Sugar
1 cup Sugar
2 tsp. Vanilla
4 Eggs
2 tsp. Baking Soda
2 tsp. Salt
5 cups Flour

Add ins: 2 cups Chocolate Chips

Cream shortening, sugars, and vanilla together. Cream for a long time until fluffy and pale for more texture and taste. Add eggs, blend well. Add dry ingredients, gradually add flour. Mix in Chocolate Chips with a wooden spoon.  Preheat Oven 375 degrees. Bake 10-12 minutes.

Yields: 100 cookies

--Mindy Christen


  1. Dang it! They don't have a like button.....Mindy, you are absolutely genius.

  2. Thanks Brett! It makes me pretty happy too!

  3. i already had that recipe memorized haha i actually made those cookies on sunday! I think ur personality is even yummier though ;)


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